Chinese woman falls 6 stories, saved by pile of exrement

This is the title of an item on the popular geek news crap trumpet Digg . If you are unfamiliar with this site, it works like this: bedroom bound nerds find stories about skateboarding kittens, laugh until they think having a wank might be more fun and post them to Digg with their sticky fingers, where fellow feline onanists 'digg' the stories, giving a sort of thumbs up/thumbs down as to whether they like it - the most popular stories hit the front page... there's more to it than that involving the two owners drinking beer on poor quality video whatevers and laughing at their own febrile minds... but that's the gist.

For the Cyber Ass, as I shall be titling myself from now on, this is rich pickings, a true bulimics toilet bowl of forum offenders and their ilk.

This is one of the comments about this story, by someone calling themselves surrealdream, honestly what a total fuckwit:

"I was going to make a joke about how garbage this story is, but platysquirrel made me realise it'd just be a waste. Needless to say, that woman's plight makes me feel like crap, though I bet she feels positively offal.

That's it, I refuse to pollute the comment section any further.
I shan't be surprised if I get dung down."

People think his comment is so funny they digg that aswell.

I'm number 72 in the comments section with this witty bon mot:

"I am Hank Mole, Cyber Ass and you lot are a bunch of cretinous feminists. From hence forth I shall be patroling these cyber cul-de-sacs and pouring nuisance on you all.

If you devoted as much time to sorting the brown glassware from the green glasware at the recycling depot as you do to dreaming up facetious comments the world would be a better place - you should all be listenning to Earth Song by Michael Jackson and crying about our plight and general bad rep in the solar system - I mean honestly, who is doing the PR for Earth? Phil Spektor?"

Ok, it's not laugh out loud funny, I'm hungover and have decided to dress in clothes that are far too young for me.

No sign of yesterdays buzz and I have to think what I'm going to cook my 18 month old daughter for lunch - morrocan butternut squash parcels? Perhaps...

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