flying saucer test flight

The Child stole a kinda nut goo bar from the Natural Cafe and I told the owner they shouldn't keep the shelves so low if they wanted to prevent i-didn't-notice-my-kid-stealing-that-theft. She ate an oat muffin and I thought about cyber vigilante vandalism and oggled some yummy mummy's lycra clad ass. I think she'd been doing yoga or something.

I thought I'd give Digg a rest for a day and focus on GooTube and their puerile video smut.

This was todays recommended video, some shit about a flying saucer and some remote control geeks in a storage facility.

The utter bilious wretchedness of some of the commenters astounded me, but this one stood out from laura67117:

"997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE"

This person is both illiterate, mad and seeking to propagate nightmares, I struck thus:

"If aliens exist, they are small - fact, as small as a glove puppet like Sooty - I know this because I saw it in a mirror.

Question - do you all conjure your user names after a serious head trauma? yeah I'm talking to you lorductape, therealbellend and luciferanus.

I am Hank Mole - Cyber Ass and you'll be seeing me soon."

Crime fighting is addictive and I need to perfect a catchphrase, it's Friday night I got some cold/can't think about food bug going on and the more I think about GooTube the more I realise I need to recruit some more Cyber Asses - it's just too big and too fucking piss stupid for one vigilante to handle.